17JUNE2007 1315 HOURS
FROM: HQ GREGORY HSHLD/ /DAD/ /#1SON
BUREAU OF GRANDCHILD BEARING (BGB)
TO: HQ FAM/FRNDS
FOR FAM, FRND AND FRNDOFFAM INFO ONLY.
SUBJ: GRANDCHILD # 2 (GCN2)
RELEASE DATE OF THIS MSG IS UPON RECEIPT. THIS DOCUMENT CONTAINS CRITICAL SECURITY INFORMATION WHICH MUST BE PROTECTED. PRIOR TO DISCLOSURE, PLACEMENT ON THE WEB, OR RELEASE OUTSIDE OF FAMILY AND/OR FRIEND PERSONNEL, YOU MUST FIRST REMOVE ALL PA INFORMATION TO INCLUDE PASS CODES AND/OR LAST FOUR OF SSN.
1. BGB AGENTS FATHER OF GRANDCHILD (FOG) AND MOTHER OF GRANDCHILD (MOG) HAVE RETURNED WITH INTELLIGENCE ON THE POSSIBLE PRESENCE OR LACK THEREOF OF A PARTICULAR GENDER SPECIFYING ORGAN (GSO). GROUND SUPPORT WAS PROVIDED BY OPERATIVES GAMMY OF GRANDCHILD (GOG), GREAT AUNT OF GRANDCHILD (GAG) AND GREAT GRANDMOTHER OF GRANDCHILD (GG-MOG).
2. EXTERIOR INSPECTION OF THE BABY’S EXTRA LIGHT LIVING YARD (BELLY) PROVED INEFFECTIVE IN DETERMINING WHETHER OR NOT SAID GSO EXISTED. FURTHER TESTS ALSO PROVED INEFFECTIVE TO INCLUDE BUT NOT LIMITED TO: SIGHTING OF LADY BUGS, HUNCHES, WEARING OF PARTICULAR COLORS OR VERTICAL LOCATION OF BELLY.
3. DUE TO THE LACK OF SOLID INTELLIGENCE RECEIVED FROM INITIAL TESTS, OPERATIVES, UNDER THE COVER OF DARKNESS, USED ULTRASOUND PERSONNEL EVALUATION AND ENTERTAINING KIDS (U-PEEK) TECHNOLOGY. SEE ATTACHED SURVEILLANCE PHOTOS.
4. SURVEILLANCE PHOTO #1 (SPN1) SHOWS GCN2 IN A RECLINED POSITION WITH HEAD PROPPED UP ON ARM. THE EYE AND NASAL CAVITIES CAN ALSO BE SEEN. TO THE RIGHT IS THE TORSO. NO VISUAL CONFIRMATION OF GSO IN THIS PHOTO.
5. SURVEILLANCE PHOTO #2 (SPN2) IS A VIEW UP FROM BETWEEN GCN2’S LEGS. AFTER MUCH DEBATE WHAT APPEARS TO BE A THIRD LEG IS IN FACT THE GSO KNOWN AS HOLDER OF TESTOTERONE – DENIAL OF GIRL (HOT-DOG). CALEB IS GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER.
6. MOG STATED THAT FOG’S SPERM MUST BE MALE INFESTED AND THAT ANOTHER DONER MAY NEED TO BE FOUND TO HELP FATHER ANY FUTURE GCN’S. AT THIS POINT SAID INFESTATION IS STILL UNDER EXAMINATION AND IS MERELY SPECULATION.
//SIGNED//
#1 SON, DAD, GSO INTELLIGENCE
SUP SEC LLAMA
